Dumb Blonde Jokes

 

In earlier years I and my team of assistants compiled many compilations of dumb blonde jokes for a variety of mass market paperback publishers. So I have tons of them. But I only want here to offer my Top Ten as we presented them in promotional card for The Ultimate Dumb Blonde Joke Book back in 1994. They still make me laugh every time I read them. You too?

 

10. What do you get when you place a dozen dumb blondes in a freezer?

 

Frosted flakes.

 

9. What is a dumb blonde’s favorite Christmas carol?

 

Oh Come All Ye Faithful

 

8. What does an intelligent blonde have in common

with Bigfoot?

 

Nobody has ever seen either one.

 

7. How do you drown a dumb blonde?

 

Place a mirror at the bottom of a pool.

 

6. What’s a dumb blonde’s idea of safe sex.

 

A padded dashboard.

 

5. What do dumb blondes do to help the environment?

 

They buy unleaded make-up products.

 

4. How is a dumb blonde like a beer bottle?

 

There both empty from the neck up.

 

3. What do you call six dumb blondes in a circle?

 

A dope ring.

 

2. What can strike an unsuspecting dumb blonde?

 

An idea.

 

1. Which fairy tale is a dumb blonde’s favorite?

 

Hump Me Dump Me.