Palindromes
A palindrome is a word, phrase, or a bit of doggerel, maybe even a complete (but usually nonsensical) sentence that contains letters that read the same frontward and backward. In other words, they are mirror-images of consecutive letters. Logophiles have been creating them for years and their results are both fun and oddly endearing. Peculiar too. I was first introduced to palindromes when I was given a small book of them called Lid Off a Daffodil. Get it? The only other one I remember is “If I Had A HiFi.” Here are ones I collected but I make no claim to coining them. I do not know who did so I claim no credit except for possessing the list on a legal pad that was buried in a box for decades.
Single word palindromes:
Pop
Mom
Wow
Eve
Eye
Pup
Gag
Dud
Pop
Nun
Sis
Kook
Peep
Poop
Toot
Deed
Noon
Level
Kayak
Stats
Civic
Madam
Double-word palindromes:
Tahiti hat
Star rats
Smart rams
Llama mall
Dump mud
Lion oil
Droll lord
Pull up
Drowsy sword
Yawn way
Yell alley
Taboo bat
Pull up
Go dog
Stack cats
Top spot
No son
Harass Sarah
See bees
Rissotto sir?
Elite tile
Dennis Sinned
Lonely Tylenol
Party Trap
Puff up
Doggerel and Phrases:
Go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog
Egad alas a salad age
Pull up Bob pull up
A car a man a maraca
Sit on Otis
Won’t I panic in a pit now?
Was it a rat I saw?
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm
No sir a war is on
A tsar, a nun, a rasta
Stella won no wallets
Some men interpret nine memos
Too far a foot
Step on no pets
Was it a rat or a car I saw?
I am proud to supplement this list with the very witty work of an old friend named Howard Richman from Montreal. Each of these inventive palindromes is inspired by a verse from The Bible. Kudos to Howard!
Madam in Eden I’m Adam (Genesis 2 – The first man delivers the first pick-up line.)
Cain a monomanic? (Genesis 5 – Adam discovers that Cain has slain Abel in an early example of sibling rivalry.)
Was it Arart I saw? (Genesis 8 — On the 17th day of the 7th month of confinement with the odiferous beasts, Noah does a double take when the Ark comes upon the fabled Mount Ararat.)
Harass selfless Sarah? (Genesis 21 — Sarah gives Abraham an ultimatum: “It’s me or the handmaid.” Abraham chooses Sarah and extradites Hagar and Ishmael.)
Murder Ramses marred rum. (Exodus 7 – A livid Moses discovers that Pharaoh Ramses has tampered with his liquor supply and all he has left to drink is the less appealing kosher wine.)
Must I Moses omit sum? (Numbers 35 – Moses is told by his accountant that he can not deduct the cost of the tablets.)
Evil I did dwell lewd did I live. (Luke 7 – A contrite Mary Magdelene washes Jesus’ feet with her tears.)